bum ferret 

A male who seeks to place his tool in another mans anus. Can be used synonomously with faggot. Basically a gay man.

My boss is quite the bum ferret

bum ferret by Aleem August 8, 2007

bum ferret 

British English slang for:
1. A gay man's penis
2. A gay man.

1. I wanna put my bum ferret up your bottom.
2. I am a proud bum ferret!

bum ferret by LotusSparkle September 26, 2025

Bum Chutney Ferret 

the person that is subject to bum chutney ferret is often an example of a homosexual.

"mate you suck"
"dont start you bum chutney ferret"

Bum Chutney Ferret by jakinator February 24, 2008