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First diahrea is a necessity. Then starting a rolling brown out on a male or female, then you partner slowly stands up as the feces come out of the rectum. Thus causing the other person to be covered in a web of feces looking like a swamp monster.
Guy1: "Dude last night she totally blew me at the party last night"

Guy2: "... well my girl got so wasted she couldnt control her bowels and made me look like a bulgarian swamp monster"
by little nippy hawk panther October 20, 2011
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