buffalo sex 

Buffalo sex: Contrary to popular oppinion, the definition of this term has absolutely nothing to do with the mating habits of these hairy beasts, but rather refers to the beastialic urges of the attention-starved plainsmen who live where the Buffalo roam. It is important to understand that the Great Plains of the United States can be a very lonely place, thus, only those with poor social skills and little or no sexual prowess choose to call them home. However, those who do have only two things in mind when settling down in the grasslands: freedom from the toils of trying to make friends and the hot and steamy relations they can have with any buffalo that happens to stray away from its herd. Now, buffalos are not weak creatures. They're strong and hairy and unevenly tempered. So, in order to successfully "recreate" with one it is required that you: (a.) tame it by feeding it and getting it used to being petted, or (b.) (this is the easier and much more popular approach), you throw a large buffalo hide over your head, get a buck to chase you and, as nature takes over the beast's simple mind, you proceed to let it mount and mate.

"I have buffalo sex and like it."

buffalo sex by Emily Cain January 25, 2006

buffalo sex 

Buffalo Sex has nothing to do with Buffalos but rather with Buffulonians--Not those weird animals roaming the Great Planes--but those poor souls stuck in plain Buffalo, a town of little attraction beset by looming, slack boredom.

Buffalo Sex is any number of the mundane activities of the local inhabitants, used to pass the lonely hours of the long, cold winters in lack of more entertaining or meaningful options of which there are but few. Buffalo Sex is any unexciting passtime, as (un)sexy than the city itself.

The term was coined after the pathetic sexual habits of the locals, i.e., brief sessions of masturbatory scratching, ending anticlimatically or a going-through-the-motions coitus.

However, as its currency spread the term acquired more metaphorical meanings which have nothing to do with sex per se. Although coined after the sorry habits of Buffalo locals, Buffalo Sex is a widespread practice with lots of sub-genres and slippery phenomenology; it is therefore, sometimes hard to detect.

Buffalo Sex could be but is not limited to: 1) Mending old socks.2)Zapping on 3AM on a Monday.3)Picking your nose. 4) Commuting to work.5) Commuting from work. 6) Eating a frozen TV dinner, frozen.5)Popping zits.

buffalo sex by AnnaO January 28, 2006

Sexy Buffalo Wings 

Buffalo wings that are so spicy that it gives you a boner.

Tim: Wow, those buffalo wings were hot!
John: Yeah. I think they were sexy buffalo wings.
*Tim and John immediately get a 7 inch boner*

Sexy Buffalo Wings by MasterOfStats May 24, 2018

Buffalosensitive

An extremely thin skinned condition common among Western New Yorkers when such topics as Super Bowl defeats, Stanley Cup defeats, blizzards, fat ugly people and fish fries are discussed by anyone not from Buffalo. In some cases Buffalosensitives are mistakenly diagnosed as paranoid especially when their perennially mediocre sports teams flame out with either a bang (Wide right) or a whimper (Home run throwback) At times they seem justified in their angst (No Goal) but usually the truth simply is too painful to bear (7 feet of snow in one 24 hour period.) Ask anyone from South Buffalo if I made that last one up.

Damn, Smitty, don't be so Buffalosensitive, nobody knew Losman would lead the Broncos to a Super Bowl when he was picked up after Thanksgiving and Orton went down.

Buffalosensitive by Rastamick October 19, 2009