BUBBA HOSS

A SIX FOOT FIVE GUY PUSHIN 400 POUNDS WHO DRIVES A BLACKED OUT CHEVY SILVERADO SMOKES SO MUCH YOU WOULD THINK HES A CHIMNEY DRINKS BUD LIGHT BUY THE CASE AND SHOOTS JACK STRAIGHT NO CHASER BLASTS COUNTRY HICK HOP WELL CRUSIN DOWN A DARK HIGHWAY SIGNIN EVERY LINE GOES TO WORK AND TELLS ALL HIS CO-WORKERS TO STOP THE BITCHIN AND GET BACK TO WORK AND USES THE WORD FUCK FREQUENTLY

Girl 1:you see that guy on the other side of the bar he looks like he is amazing
Girl 2: yeah that is a true bubba hoss right there
Girl 1: hell yeah

by 8UBBA_SMASH June 20, 2021