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The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.

Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus

This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.
I taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!
by pee pants the hobo clown May 18, 2010
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