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Brown Doggin’ 

to analy penetrate while an excessive amount of fecal matter coats the partners penis.

Verb.
Dude were you and heather doing anal? What? Dude no…. We were just brown doggin
Ohh okay gotcha

brown digging 

Taking the excrement from someone's posterior as a means of fufilling hunger.
Husband:I havent eaten since breakfast
Wife: Let the brown digging commence!

dodging the brown bullet 

Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.
I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.

digging for brown truffles 

i saw someone grabbing at the ass. and i came up with this phrase.
if you are going cook with your hands, dont go digging for brown truffles.