brown doggin 

while taking a dump, a woman sits on a guys dick and engages in anal sex

I was taking a massive dumpski last night and my old lady sits on my cock and says "fuck my ass" we were brown doggin hard

brown doggin by UD Jesus November 11, 2013

Brown Doggin’ 

to analy penetrate while an excessive amount of fecal matter coats the partners penis.

Verb.

Dude were you and heather doing anal? What? Dude no…. We were just brown doggin’
Ohh okay gotcha

Brown Doggin’ by Heather Cronwall January 22, 2022

brown digging 

Taking the excrement from someone's posterior as a means of fufilling hunger.

Husband:I havent eaten since breakfast
Wife: Let the brown digging commence!

brown digging by Joe Brown (Tongue) December 1, 2003

dodging the brown bullet 

Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.

I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.

dodging the brown bullet by mc? June 28, 2012

digging for brown truffles 

i saw someone grabbing at the ass. and i came up with this phrase.

if you are going cook with your hands, dont go digging for brown truffles.

digging for brown truffles by nathan August 10, 2004