brown charger 

Brown Charger is a term that originated when 4 dudes of mediocre coolness purchased 2 cleveland browns jerseys and 2 san diego charger jerseys from a local thrift store for a very well negotiated price. The "Brown Charger" is often confused for a sexual term but is actually used to describe someone who is able to make NOTHING out of nothing....someone who could charge (in a battery sense) a piece of dung. This dung would now contain energy but that energy is most likely wasted because how can you use an electric piece of dung? Also works in the sense that you would turn a place like San Diego (charger, beaches & pleasant) into a place like Cleveland (brown, industrial & rather bland)

Justin Morneau hit a homerun in the 9th inning of a 10 run game. He is such a brown charger.

brown charger by P. Giddy May 18, 2006

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer 

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer by theinstigator September 16, 2016

Charge 7 Brown Bag 

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.

Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.

Chad: Dude! You nasty!

Charge 7 Brown Bag by Arie Ola October 9, 2019