broom trick

The broom trick is a prank. When somebody is using the toilet, you get a broom out and gently lean it against the door. When they come out, the door swings in and BAM! The broom falls down and smacks the hard floor.

The real "trick" of the broom trick is that most people will feel embarrassed and put the broom away!

Extra points for bristles up.

dude 1 is taking a shit. He washes his hands, checks his boogers, and opens the door to leave

WHACK!

Dude 1: God damnit, the broom trick again?!

Dude 2: I got you good you fucker!

broom trick by gordykeefers May 25, 2010

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broombrick

Typically female, but can also apply to those ultra small frame males...

A body/build of a broom with the ultra-lacking personality of a brick.

A FINE example is Nadia (Russian model) from "New Girl" television show, Season 1, Episode 22 - "Tomatoes"

Did you see that broombrick walking by? Not only was she not able to be seen when turned sideways, but dumb as a stump!

broombrick by DarthLoco September 27, 2012

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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