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One who was always used as a "scape goat". Easily blamed!....and took it!!! As a child growing up, usually a boy, is chubby....having a bit of a muffin top.

Always into mischief......and not just your ordinary mischief.....if there is a line.....he's stepped over it.....if there is a box to stay in....THE BOX WILL BE DISTROYED!!
Keep Bratleys far away from escalators and large jugs of milk!!

AKA a cluts. Walking down a simple hallway can be a challenge. Even with no obsticles a Bratley may find himself tripping over their feet and having to pick themselves off the floor. Then with a delayed reactions saying "ow!"
Bratley do this! Bratley do that.....your the good looking son ...noooooooooooo!
Bratley by Muahaha!!! July 5, 2010
A person who enjoys to spend most of their time in bed preferably on an important day when things need to be done.
You didn't go to that interview?! You're such a Bratley.
Bratley by GotOwned January 16, 2007

brattley 

Brattley aka Brat is a TikTok (brattley) cosplayer from Puerto Rico. Cosplays and uses TikTok since April 2020. He’s mostly known for his Shino Aburame and Bertholdt Hoover cosplays. Cosplaying from fandoms like AOT, Naruto, Danganronpa, IDV, etc. Making an amazing job with each cosplay. He also has awesome pictures on his Instagram, @ibrattley.
“Brattley is an amazing cosplayer and content creator!”
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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