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brandon patterson

OH MAN! This is a handsome, beast of a man! He has no money, a crappy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends' livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the sexiest girls. This is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. His moddo..."black socks are awesome because you don't have to wash them! They always look clean!"
by BigP6969 February 4, 2010
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brendon peterson

A yee yee fuck tard cowboy who loves his barbwire tat but loves bush light more. He shows his sweet tat and instantly gets laid. Anyone with this name slays a lot of pussy
Ima go get my Brendon Peterson on this weekend
by Big pp December 18, 2018
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