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A brakpan cigar is when you take a dump in or on someone's mouth while that person is sleeping. You then set your feaces on fire. Usually used by South Africans on people they dislike.
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, so I gave her a big brakpan cigar.
by Spikkel poes January 15, 2016
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