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A box blonde is a stupid hoe who's natuaral hair color is not blonde, but wants to embody the "blondes have more fun" facade. But the hoe too cheap so she uses shitty box dye, fucks up her hair, and now goes around with a somehow bigger ego.
"That box blonde is really stupid."

"I wonder why that box blonde fucks up so much."

"She fucked your man and her hair up. She's a box blonde."
by FeatherWeather February 09, 2017
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