box blonde 

A box blonde is a stupid hoe who's natuaral hair color is not blonde, but wants to embody the "blondes have more fun" facade. But the hoe too cheap so she uses shitty box dye, fucks up her hair, and now goes around with a somehow bigger ego.

"That box blonde is really stupid."

"I wonder why that box blonde fucks up so much."

"She fucked your man and her hair up. She's a box blonde."

box blonde by FeatherWeather February 9, 2017

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siofra brady is a rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions

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Blander Box 

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

Blander Box by HateTouch January 3, 2008