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bowchickawowo! 

Also known as Bow Chicka Wow Wow, a physchodelic soundtrack to a low-budget 70's pornographical movie. It can also be a sign that some one is going to be 1. fucked 2. stabbed or 3. have their salad tossed with syrup! It can also be used as a conversation starter after a good joke about dj clueand the jokes lull. Use caution when say Bow Chicka Wow Wow, because you never know when some horny ugly old bastard will want to hump your tuna fish sandwhich. If it is a hot chick you are saying it to please make sure that you are packing rubbers. And not that cheap shit you buy at the mall vending machines either... You gotta be packing Trojan Elites or maybe Magnums. Either way, the phrase Bow Chicka Wow Wow will leave you peeing sideways the next morning and wondering why midget porn is so expensive.
(Hot girl bends over)
Horny ManChild: Bow Chicka Wow Wow
Hot Girl: Jesus Christ Bobby!
Horny ManChild: I wanna make you moan like a rhino!
Hot Girl: Otay!.... (The rest is left for your imagination, you dirty creepy bastards!)
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Bowchicawowow 

Common sound of a 80's sex jam

Or

A word approving a sexual deed
Stoner: Yehhh man that song was all like bowchicawowow....ahh dude you eyes are like whoaaa

Or

Girl: Hey lets have some fun tonight
Guy: Bowchicawowow!!!
Bowchicawowow by Badger191 July 23, 2006

bowchickawowwow 

A sound one makes to foretell ensuing sexual action. It is the imitation of typical porn music. This onomatopia was the original, before Axe used it in their commercials.
"Laura is coming over for a movie tonight.... ba dump, bowchickawowwow..."
bowchickawowwow by Kaydub August 1, 2007

BowChickaWowWow 

A vocalization of a generic porno movie music score.
Guy 1: What dop you think of the new girl?
Guy 2: BowChickaWowWow!
BowChickaWowWow by Fredness July 2, 2005

Bowchikawowow 

Also Bow-chika-wow-wow. The act of getting laid. Also slang for getting laid. This can also be code between two people for getting laid.
"Damn dude dont call me right now Im getting some bow-chika-wow-wow"
"So are you going to get some bowchikawowow this weekend?"
Bowchikawowow by Drewsthestud December 16, 2006

Bowchickabowow

A perverse yet clever pickup line or hard line to attempt picking up chicks from a love docter with a PHD. in love certified in loveoligy a general harassitioner, and sexocologist.
Church: could we move her onto one of those on board computers?
Tex: if we set up a hard line, yeah I bet we could do it
Tucker: CHURCH WAIT! CHURCH HOLD ON A SECOND i GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!
Church: Tucker what? What is it?
Tucker: I just wanted to say I got a hard line tex can use bowchickabowow

BowChickaWowWow 

An imitation of pr0n sound tracks, see also BOWCHICKABOWBOW

Talking through your nose, simply imitate a springy bass guitar and say BOW, to rhyme with "wow", then a quick CHICKuh, followed up with two quick BOW's, all while doing a bob and weave disco grind and you've got it....
Q: So after that....?
A: Totally BowChickaWowWow, my friend...