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boston freckler

Well, simply put, it is when a gentleman or a young lady is "tossing salad" if you will, and the partner who's salad is being "tossed" flatulates with what we may describe as a bout of "wet gas" and fecal matter is sprayed creating a freckle-like appearance on the tossers face.
After my date and I consumed the buffalo wing special at Hooters; I went home with him and thanked him thoroughly for our dinner. Suddenly to my surprise, he blew ass and covered me with the poop spray (aka Boston Freckler) that appeared like the Howdy-Doody sun-kissed spots I always coveted in other Irish women at the local pubs.
boston freckler by Hyman and Snatch November 19, 2006
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boston freckle 

when a girl is giving a guy a rim-job, the guy spray farts in her face.
she was licking my ass and i gave that ho a boston freckle.
boston freckle by Ballweg-SMASH November 7, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016