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booty sext 

When someone you're sexually interested in send you a late-night request for dirty talk, resulting in a session in which you help them masturbate and get some post-event fun. Usually occurring after midnight during the hours when booty texts and booty calls occur, and often motivated by alcohol, booty sexts are great for people in long distance relationships, people for whom a booty call would be unfeasible, people having affairs, and lazy people. May or may not be accompanied by dick pics or nudes.
Man, I got this awesome booty sext last night from this girl I'm into, I think I turned her on. Maybe we'll do more IRL later.

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booty sext by andreaLOL December 10, 2015
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bootysex Jack month 

Jack Kennedy should be bootysexed for a month because it deserves it. And the month should be June because its gay.
“Its June! You know what that means!”
“Pride month..?”
“BOOTYSEX JACK MONTH.”

BootySexual

BootySexual when you are attracted to ones anus male or female
Person 1: Yo dude the other day i saw you looking at this hot ass guys butt dude whats wrong with you
Person 2: Oh Lol i think i forgot to tell you that im bootysexual lol also im a they/them
Person 1: Oh Sorry them lol carry on your good
BootySexual by CoochieCallerCod January 10, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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