booty con 

anything you tell her that gets him da booty

i was planning on going to the hamptons this weekend...guys go to the hamptons to meet a girl like you, but i have you, so why would i go when i can be with you? IF SHE GLOWS AND HER FRIENDS AND CO WORKERS GLEAM, IT'S A BOOTY CON!

booty con by BILLY JOEL HAMPTON June 19, 2008

Booty Connection 

1: Shitty Wifi

2: Having a particular liking for someones ass

1: Elijah: Damn Jenna I definitely have a Booty Connection with your ass.

Jenna: Thanks!

2: Bro i can't text my girl because of your Booty Connection.

Booty Connection by Elijah Seyfried June 30, 2016

booty contact 

1. when in a photo, preferably in bathing garments, a woman leans forward and her booty makes contact with the trousers area of a male person behind said female.

Dude, when we were at the beach the other day and took photos; Sarah totally made booty contact with me. Man had I to focus!

booty contact by dudson451 September 11, 2013

booty mind control

This power is exhibited when a woman controls a man with her booty: a woman with a fabulously shaped posterior controls the mind of any man who is mesmerized by her booty and causes him to forget all space and time

Joanne exercised her booty mind control over the guys in the lobby, causing them to drool and stammer

booty mind control by bootyliciousnumberone May 26, 2010

Biff Con Boogy 

A joke based off of the "Saw Con" joke that makes absolutely no sense.

"Biff Con" is based around the character from Back To The Future.

"Are you going to Biff Con?"
"What's Biff Con?"
"Biff Con Boogy!"
"That doesn't make any sense."

Biff Con Boogy by thekirbykid2006 January 18, 2021

Con Boots 

Short for construction boots; usually Timberlands or rip off Timb's.

Ya Mutha: Yo, check out my new con boots
Ya Fatha: Nice, how much you pay for dem?

Con Boots by Nipple Clamps March 1, 2006

Congressional Booty Office 

(n.)- Highly secretive Washington, DC dance club (referred to in public as the 'CBO' or 'Congressional Budget Office') located beneath the old supreme court chambers of the US Capitol. Constructed during the renovation of the Capitol building after its torching at British hands in the War of 1812, it hosts some of the hottest escorts y'all ever saw and has been the site of many political conflicts which have changed the course of American history. Most recent of these was Senator Harry Reid's (D-NV) crazy fucking chain fight beatdown of Representative Mike Pence (R-IN), an event credited with securing crucial votes for the passage of health care reform. Other historic events taking place there include:
-John C. Calhoun's totally dickish keying of Abraham Lincoln's tricked out carriage, an act of aggression which elevated North-South tensions in the years before the Civil War
-The lap dances received by anti-suffragist lawmakers, thus increasing their respect for women and changing their votes on the eve of a crucial vote on the 19th amendment
-The awesome blowjob given by Sarah Palin to a senior McCain campaign adviser who, after multiple hits on the CBO's famous eight foot bong known affectionately as "The General Sherman," made the campaign-crippling decision to recommend her as John McCain's running mate in the 2008 presidential election.

Representative A (on phone): Hey you commie faggot, I'll show you where to shove your goddamn environmental regulations.
Representative B: Fuck you, you racist neo-nazi asshole. If you want to fight let's take this to the Congressional Booty Office, pussy.

Congressional Booty Office by Cook1903 May 1, 2010