boot ride

Putting someone in the boot (trunk) of your car after a severe beating, then dumping them somewhere far away, presumably after another sound beating. The unknown aspect of being driven away in a boot adds to the psychological distress. Has also resulted in death in some cases.

In New Zealand, when someone has wronged you in a serious enough manner, this is often seen as the ultimate punishment.

Man 1 - That shithead neighbour has broken into my house and taken my kids xmas presents!

Man 2 - Boot rides are free cuz. Shall we pay the prick a visit?

boot ride by Baytrey Tipene June 12, 2016

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Bootrider

A drinking endurance game involving the challenge of drinking beers whilst being fully enclosed in a car boot. Man points are awarded for time of stay in boot and amount of beers. The hardcore bootrider will encourage a course involving bends, known accident blackspots and speedbumps.

Yo man, I played some bootrider the other day and it was siccckkk, no literally it was sick, Randy is going to need to clean that out.

Bootrider by brider February 4, 2010

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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