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boilin' eggs 

A saying between persons made to sound like an inside joke and have other people who do not know the saying be confused.

Fun Fact : Initially created by Gavin, Zach, and Mike.
Person A : "Dude I was boilin' eggs with your mother last night.

Things got hot and some shells were cracked, if ya know what I mean."

Person B : "Dude you did THAT to my mom?!"

Person C : "What does Boilin' Eggs mean?"

*Person A and Person B give a blank stare to person C*

Person A & B in unison to Person C : "How do you NOT know what that means?! You don't deserve to know..."

*Person C looks it up on Urban Dictionary the night after the incident and feels like a dumbass
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Boiling eggs 

The act of having sex in the bush while camping.
They've been gone a while. Are they boiling eggs?
Boiling eggs by Egg Boiler January 2, 2015

Boiling the eggs 

The psuedo-sexual act of a women lying on her back, arse in the air then the man rests his balls on her anus and waits for her to fart. The resulting fart 'boils the eggs'.
Greg "Did you get any last night?"
Steve "No the missus was tired so I had her boiling the eggs."
Greg "How was that."
Steve "Remarkably pointless."
Boiling the eggs by T19 July 11, 2010
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