blurb job

The extent to which an author is willing to go to land a fabulous blurb for his/her book.

You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver July 21, 2009

blur job

A blur job occurs while a guy is driving and notices a girl driving the opposite direction. She might have been hot but there is really no telling at high speeds.

“Oh man! I just got a blur job and she was really hot! I think she was blonde.”

“Damn I missed her”

by Ockman May 2, 2008

blur job

Lacking any recollection of the night before, and yet fairly confident that you got some play.

“So did you tap that last night or what? She was all over you.”

“I can’t say for sure, I think I got a Blur Job.”

by Ockman May 2, 2008

Blur job

When a girl blows you so fast that her head is nothing but a blur.

Nate: "Did you get a blow job last night, man?"
Josh: "Dude, I got more than that, I got a fuckin blur job!"
Nate: "Right on man! I knew Kelly was good!"

by DanikaDarko May 21, 2009

Blub Job

When a girl jerks your penis with their stomach fat.

A chuby girl comes up to you and says, " hey i have a lot of stomach fat, do you want a blub job"?

by polska1 December 17, 2009