bloody vaginal fart

the epic combination of terror and pure bliss found only when long stroking an egg sloughing pudding cave, too tight tranny, hyperextending the hymen. the bloody vocal duo will either bring you to tears (can be joyous, or fearful tears), evoke uncontrollable vomiting, or...for some of you fucking freaks... get you ready for round two.

HOLY SHIT FUCK... did you seriously just... you did... that was the most impressive bloody vaginal fart EVER. GOD that makes me wet.

by callmegrizzly January 12, 2011

bloody vagina fart

A queef during a womans period.

She let out a nasty bloody vagina fart when I was earning my Red Wings.

by Zach "Tay Tay" June 19, 2008

vaginal blood fart

A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.

I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped a vaginal blood fart.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003

festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

vaginal blood fart

a very grotesque term. not sure if it has any actually meaning. fun thing to say.

god dammit john your such a vaginal blood fart

by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014

Vaginal Blood fart

When the vagina farts and a little squirt of blood comes out

hey everybody i had my first vaginal blood fart expeirience

by chuck mangeoni December 30, 2006

festuring vaginal blood fart

The most foul and disgusting epithet a person can bestow on another, as it is foul and disgusting in and of itself.

The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.

You're nothing more than a festuring vaginal blood fart.

by Beavis_H_Christ April 6, 2004