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blood comet

A blood comet is a substantial clot of congealed menstrual blood that forms a comet-like shape in the toilet upon ejection from the vagina. There is always a head-like structure, with some manner of tail, sometimes long enough to swirl around the circumference of the bowl.
"Guys, I made the biggest blood comet in the toilet just now."
by Dr. Moneypenny Esq. May 2, 2014
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bloody comet

when you excrete a kidney stone from your penis and the stone comes out with a trail of blood behind it, thus giving it the appearance of a bloody comet.
Damn dude, that bloody comet I shot out last night almost left a crater in my toilet!
by wowser77 October 4, 2009
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come soon blood

Me ga gwa see nex man bout stuff
Na worry come soon blood
by wolvespete May 3, 2005
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Shite come bloud

A series of secret code words to be used in certain scenarios; as such.

Shite - This word is commonly used when you take a shit in your mother's mouth while cumming bloody semen in her vagina, or arse, hence the phrase; Shite come bloud. (Shit cum blood)

Come - Commonly used when a man is having a massive, uncontrollable orgasm, and is cumming shit out of his penis. His arse is bleeding; hence the phrase; Come Shite Bloud. (Cum Shit Blood)

Bloud - When the queen of England elopes and has a massive orgasm from her ears, and her lungs melt to sludge and shit and cum and blood. Hence the phrase...do I even have to say it???
That guy Shite come bloud with the Queen yesterday..freaks me out bro.
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