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blood hoe 

One who only prostitues to those with AIDS.
I gotta get me some blood hoes!
blood hoe by jub jub October 9, 2003

Basic blonde hoe 

Honestly the worst kind of bitch to ever exist. They are disgusting, overly narcissistic, ignorant, selfish pieces of trash who think it’s a flex to have a body count over 20 at the raw age of 17 and those are considered “rookie numbers” they often have an attitude towards everyone who isn’t their dedicated fuckboys or female “besties” and think walking around wearing light Grey and off-white Jordan 1s while slugging around an extra large iced coffee is there way of showing off to their “opposers” who are really just their ex boyfriends from elementary school who still stalk her instagram page daily just to continuously call her a bitch and other obscenities in front of his laptop screen like she can hear him somehow. These girls are usually ugly asf or mid and think they are the hottest creature in gods creation. They are walking stds. They are walking burst condoms. They are the absolute scum of the female race.
I would date anyone right now, but never one of those basic blonde hoes

I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.

Blind Ass Hoe 

A Girl who spend so much time flirting that she misses a major detail, action, or event that happens. She then asks you to repeat what she missed.
A: Man, Becky wants to copy my homework again.
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe

A: yeah, She is a total bitch
Blind Ass Hoe by Fuq da retards November 12, 2013

Ain't no hoe in my blood 

Opposite of "punk." Opposite of "coward." Tough as HELL, someone who can get kicked in the ass and still end up winning, by default;
Also a Battle Cry.
"They just pulled up ten deep! You ready to get jumped?"
"Let's go punk! Ain't no hoe in my blood!!"

"I came alone homie. Ain't no hoe in my blood!"

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