blochness monstered 

In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"

Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!

blochness monstered by The MAN20 February 25, 2008

Blobness Monster 

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.

" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .

Blobness Monster by Binky Winky June 13, 2017

Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.

Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

Blackness monster by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

lochness monster 

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.

Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.

lochness monster by LGRAWR September 1, 2006

Lochness Monster 

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such

Lochness Monster by smithy85 December 9, 2008

Lochness Monster Bombs 

A mixture of Jose Cuervo, Monster Energy Drink, and Promethazine-codeine cough syrup in a shot glass and then downed like a motherfuckin badass

Ryan: Yo Rick i wanna do some drinkin
Rick: Straight up dawg lets do Lochness Monster Bombs

Lochness Monster Bombs by Ricky Murda January 19, 2010

lochness monster 

when a man's erection sticks out of the water halfways

Joey was embarrased when his "lochness monster" stuck out of the water at the pool party

lochness monster by jhsrugby4days May 3, 2011