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1) Blissfully Ignorant Bastard. Someone who is ignorant by conscious choice. They love being duped. In Orwellian terms, they instinctively engage in crimestop. a.k.a. yuppie, elitist, fluoride-head

2) Someone who baths themselves in trivial chatter, mindless debate and overconsumption, and will uniformly reject any information that they don’t want to believe, because if properly digested, analyzed and determined to be true, they would be permanently disenchanted by their latest gizmo, video game and/or TV show, and be forced to feel a real emotion - i.e. anger towards tyranny, rage against the corporate machine, etc.

3) Someone who by their own admission doesn’t have all the facts but happily boasts their callow opinion, yet refuses to consider any real facts or another side of the story.

4) NOT a racial slur similar; it is applied without any ethnic background consideration.

Common blisstard phrases - “You just need to be more positive.” “Yes we can - ignore reality.” “I don’t listen to ugly people.” “Strong emotions don’t please others.”

STUDENT: I was homeschooled my whole life. At age 15, the government came to my home and told my parents they would go to jail if they didn’t place me in the local high school. It was the extreme of government bullying. After completing the necessary forms, the principal’s assistant ushered me to Biology. The classroom had already begun and was in a bitter debate over how many teeth a horse had. My face said it all, but still my uncompromising compassion towards human dignity everywhere compelled me to disapprovingly interrupt, “Why don’t you worthless fucking blisstards just go outside, find a horse and count the teeth yourselves and then begin debating real, unresolved issues - like why the hell our psychotic government is chemtrailing us?” That earned me my second visit to the Principal’s office. Who knew I’d being renewing Sir Francis Bacon’s educational revolution on my first day in Zombie Boot Camp - yeah, you’re right, my parents did. Government schools are deathly afraid of thinkers!


CONCERNED FRIEND: After all the data I gave you on vaccines, you still took your daughter to get the Gardicil shot. She drops dead and you’re only thought is, “I should be positive. It was meant to be.” What? Your skin should be blistering from your boiling mad blood. It’s not time to accept the widespread death dealing of the BIG Pharma machine and its sales staff called politicians, its time to Speak-Up-Fight-Back. They fucking robbed your daughter of her life. Your story needs a megaphone not a mouth sock. Doesn’t your loss, her loss, stir any real emotions in the pit of your earthsuit, your soul? For God's Sake, Fuck Dat (iPhone, Final Fantasy, iMax, etc) Shit and wake the fuck up! Life is an expression of dreams: action, not a dream state expression: drool.
GRIEVING FATHER: Oh my, fumes are sparking from your head. It feels better to choose the high road. Try it.
CONCERNED FRIEND: Choosing to be numb is death, suicide. You are such a fucking blisstard!


CONCERNED FRIEND: So, what do you think of Ron Paul? - The senseless Iraq war bankrupted America. - He was right about everything?
BUSH SUPPORTER: I disagree. The Iraq war was necessary to sustain, even now, six years later. We made a commitment to the Iraqi people, regardless of the numerous false premises that got us there, we must fulfill our commitment. Just like a marriage contract between man and woman. It shouldn’t be shredded at the first sight of problem.
CONCERNED FRIEND: Commitment? What about our political and military leaders' commitment, oath, to defend our Constitution, our Country. Iraq isn’t the wife. Iraq is some AIDS infected mistress our government is fucking on the side. A proper husband admits the sin, the contract he broke to his wife, his country, begs for forgiveness, works for remediation and swears off whores.
BUSH SUPPORTER: What about the whore? It’s heartless to forget her.
CONCERNED FRIEND: No, its suicide to cum inside that whore over and over again - spreading the virus, mutating it into cancers, etc. It’s bad enough the country now has AIDS - the economic collapse - but a recovery isn’t possible without admission of the sin and recommitment to the original vows - the AMERICAN people, the constitution.
BUSH SUPPORTER: Whatever you say doesn’t change the fact that Bush was better than Kerry and far better than Gore.
CONCERNED FRIEND: That’s like saying Lethal Injection is better than the Electric chair. What about liberty, what the Libertarian candidate Michael Badnarik in 2004? - What the Libertarian candidate Harry Browne in 2000?
BUSH SUPPORTER: Who? Fox News never mentioned them! --- Wait! Awesome! I just got an email from Princess NewtaGingrich from Nigeria. A year ago, her lawyer sent me a ‘confidential’ email stating she needed $5,000 to free her from jail. Once free, I would be in line for a million dollars. $5,000 became $45,000, so like most Americans, I used my home as an ATM, but unlike most I invested it wisely. I’m going t be rich, bitch!
CONCERNED FRIEND: Really? NewtaGingrich gonna make you rich? What does she want now? - More money?
BUSH SUPPORTER: (reads email) “Thank you for sending your banking, social security and other personal information. Your identity and credit allowed us the financial freedom to flee America very wealthy. Thank you and goodbye. BTW... are you a Bush supporter. We had the greatest success using the Republican mailing lists for our scheme. You folks are more blisstarded than the Grand Old Dubya himself.” - What, but I was suppose to get the money wired into my account today?
CONCERNED FRIEND: Dude, you were duped. Admit it and you can move on. If you don't, there's no hope. I was taught early on that most people prefer to steal a dime from you, than earn a dollar working with you. You were robbed. Unsolicited = Lie.
BUSH SUPPORTER: No, she must be joking. My identity is fine. I’m still going to get that money. Just gallows humor. Hahaha!!!


“This country’s finished. It’s been sliding downhill a long time. And everyone’s got a cell phone that makes pancakes so they don’t want to rock the boat; they don’t want to make any trouble. People have been bought off by gizmos and toys in this country. And no one questions things anymore.” - George Carlin, on Keith Olbermann Show, October 23, 2007

“Most people, sometime in their lives, stumble across truth. And most jump up, brush themselves off, and hurry on about their business as if nothing had happened.” - Sir Winston Churchill

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” - Plato

“Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty.” - Thomas Jefferson

“No man survives when freedom fails, The best men rot in filthy jails, And those who cry 'appease, appease' Are hanged by those they tried to please.” - Hiram Mann
by SpeakUpFightBack May 11, 2009
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