basstard

A person who turns up their music so loud you can hear the bass outside of the area it is being played, especially in your own apartment/house/car.

"Man, I got no sleep last night."
"Why?"
"The basstard who lives above me was at it all night with that obnoxious techno music."
"The basstard's still alive?"
"Yeah."
"Then whose coffee did I poison...?"

by Darren C July 21, 2008

Blastard

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.

You fucking bloody blastard innit!!

by Blastard April 21, 2019

blisstering fuckup

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen

My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup

by Les Crapp July 30, 2011

bosstard

A stupid supervisor. Bosstards are a huge source of workplace problems. Dilbert's pointy haired boss exemplifies the typical bosstard.

I can't wait until I don't work for this incompetant bosstard anymore.

by Sally Ride November 11, 2006

Blastardly Deeds

Blastardly Deeds (bah-last-turd-lee dee-dah-zzze)s) verb.

Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.

There goes Ken up to his usual blastardly deeds again. Didn't he use to be a Bardtard?

by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020

blibtard

A Big Liberal Retard. The higher classification for libtard.

Man, he really is a blibtard.

by ademoogey March 18, 2019

Larry Basstard

"Larry Basstard" Wannabe: Self Proclaimed: Failures: The Xanax King, lethal weapon, Child Killer of lives, Wannabe biker, Hells Angel, weapons specialist, Veteran dishonorable discharge, Self proclaimed bike mechanic, drop-out, G.E.D. Thief, Murderer, Property destruction, Evicted, Unwanted Impregnator.

Don't turn me into a Larry Basstard!

by LoserIsAPnkAssBiatch March 6, 2019