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Banjo banki 

noun

A large old lady who can play the banjo and strip. This person usually wears high heels and pantyhose. She also sings with a southern accent.
That banjo banki sucked last night why can't they get better strippers?
Banjo banki by AkariTheTurtle October 15, 2013
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One of the many childhood euphemisms for shit.
"I need to do a bigjob"
"I've just done a bigjob"
"don't step in the dog's bigjobs!"
bigjob by Bakers January 23, 2008
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über-bingo 

When two (or more) really good things happen to you at once.
"Oscar and Penelope. That's an über-bingo" (Christoph Waltz upon receiving an Academy Award from Penolope Cruz)
über-bingo by usborneryan March 8, 2010

Banjolele 

1. Half banjo, half ukulele--banjolele!!
2. Jackson Rathbone from Twilight and 100 Monkeys has one.
3. Sweeeeeet!!!
That asshole stole my banjolele.
Banjolele by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009

Chicken and Bingo 

Chicken and Bingo:
Soldiers stationed In the Philippines would hire a prostitute (typically via the bartender) as a live in lover for their entire time the solder was stationed in the Philippines.
There was basically a code of conduct or rules as to how the relationship worked:
Solder paid for the prostitute and her apartment (by the week or month).
Prostitute could still do tricks during the day but at night was there for her man, she may have even had a husband and children who lived back on a rural farm.
The soldier was not allowed to cheat (sometimes referred to as butterflying) on his prostitute; this was considered a huge humiliation and disgrace to the prostitute if the Solder cheated on her. Prostitute were known to stab, cut or disfigure the other woman or the even soldier and worse for doing such a disgusting social wrong.
As I understand it, the prostitute was analogues to a wife and took care of the home and her man. On Thursday night the man would take his prostitute out for date night which consisted of “Chicken and Bingo”, this was the highlight of the prostitutes’ week.
These social norms seem odd to people here in the USA but it was totally normal and expected in that part of the world 1970s era. The usage if the term “Chicken and Bingo” can be used in a variety of contexts: Basically it is doing what is normal and socially accepted and expected in what otherwise is considered a taboo (prostitution and taking her out in public etc.) social activity.
It was expected that on Thursday night the man would take his prostitute out for date night which consisted of “Chicken and Bingo”, this was the highlight of the prostitutes’ week.

Michaelsoft Binbows 

A Japanese computer store selling cheap computers and computer parts
Person 1: I want a computer, but I can't afford one
Person 2: Just go to the Michaelsoft Binbows store - they sell cheap computers
Michaelsoft Binbows by Doge05 September 24, 2017

Bingo Fuel 

The absolute minimum amount of fuel required for an aircraft to return to an airport and conduct a safe landing.
"We are three minutes until bingo fuel. If you can't retrieve the rescue swimmer by then, we will leave him behind."
Bingo Fuel by pcbene June 30, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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