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benchtard 

A person seen as so retarded they set a new benchmark in stupidity.
Jim: George W. Bush is the best President the USA has ever had. He's a great public speaker too.
Bob: Jim, you are such a benchtard it astonishes me.
Jim: What did I say?
Bob: Exactly.
benchtard by Hashishin666 February 7, 2007
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Buschtall 

A 16oz can of Busch beer. Also a fairly known pro gamer in the xbox live community.
Yo man, lets go get us a Buschtall and get drunk tonight
Buschtall by patrico January 8, 2009

betchtable 

A vegetable that tastes like a betch and makes you want to vomit--sometimes vegetables do that to you.
Boy: Omg, Girl! Have you tasted the betchtables your mum made for supper?
Girl: No, have you?
Boy: Oh, bloody hell, yes! They taste like a betch!
betchtable by goli ix and matt April 4, 2008

beachtasm 

1. The o face created upon arrival at a perfect beach.
One foot onto Boracay's white sand, and Jon had a beachtasm. His o face lasted for hours.
beachtasm by guy915501 April 22, 2010

beschranken 

(v. tr.) 1. to becloset / fence in.

2. to go back in (after coming out of) the closet.
1. I beschranken my clothes after I iron them so they don't get creased.
2. Tim broke up with Mark because he decided to beschranken.

benchtable 

A piece of hardware use to support computer part without having a closed case. Mostly used in factory for testing, review site and overclockers.
I got this new benchtable so I can now build my pc outside of my gaming case.
benchtable by Trouffman July 15, 2016

Beachtard 

The kid with the water gun at the beach who thinks it’s cool to spray random people.
Let’s teach the beachtard a lesson! *beats the everliving shit out of him*
Beachtard by susmanThatssus August 7, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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