Someone
hogging the
bench unnecessarily that you intended to
sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and
stop being a bench
hog!" Yelled
Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.