Some refer to him as a God wearing an asian cloak, others call him Benjamin. This magnificient vagina crusher goes through ten pounds of rice a day along with the tears of baby kittens. If you've never seen this amazing creature, he will turn your eyes into dolphin jizz. Convinced he isn't the prophit yet? He saves an average of the whole world on a daily with his huge dick from gamma rays. He once told santa to stop and let him give kids presents. He is a god, Ben is yeezus.
by Hoothoothoot November 29, 2014