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A box so hairy and littered with sores that it pertrudes from the front of the pants with a gargoil shape in an attempt to hunt down any available meat.
That womans bearded meat muncher reminds me of three gorilla fists burned in acid and wrapped in lycra.
by dosomefatchick November 02, 2007
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