batty slap

A ferocious arm movement involving the hand (usually the back of the hand) connecting with the cheek of someones backside.
A slap of the batty.

(owen runs around naked with josh filming)
owen: you put that video on youtube and you'll get a batty slap.
josh: harder!

batty slap by timige March 27, 2008

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battyslag

Someone that is both a batty and a slag, derives from the two words gay and whore. Often Battyslag's are found annoying people that are having a good day, questioing their career choices and generally being a pain in the arse. To get rid of a battyslag, simply give them a slap as they are extremely sensitive to being touched.

"Do you know this boy called Liam Connelly??" , "Yes I know him, he is a battyslag"

battyslag by Liam Connelly June 10, 2009

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batty slap • Back-Slapping Betty • battyslag • Batty • batty boy • batty crease • batty rider • batty bwoy • batty hole • batty wash

Back-Slapping Betty

Another word for female masturbation.

"Oh girl! After my date with Joe I spent the night back-slapping betty!"

Back-Slapping Betty by h.l March 5, 2006

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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