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Baseem
(noun / proper name)

Definition:
“Baseem” is an Arabic male given name meaning “smiling” or “one who smiles.” But don’t let that innocent meaning fool you — A rare breed of human known for being effortlessly smooth, naturally funny, and impossible to forget. Baseem's got main-character energy — the kind of person who doesn't need attention, but somehow always gets it. This guy’s smile could start wars and end them. Baseem’s the type of dude who walks in and the whole vibe shifts — playlists update, lights dim, and confidence levels in the room drop by 80%. He’s smooth, calm, and built different. Normally rolls in something GermanBMW, Audi, Merc. He normally has a cat. Everyone wants to be him, but most people just end up jealous. Why? Because Baseem does what they wish they could — effortlessly. If you date a Baseem he will hold loyalty like its glued to him and will always love his girlfriend(s).
He dresses clean, and moves like he owns the place — that’s a Baseem, bro, cool without even trying.”
Baseem by Damiannnn October 31, 2025
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Lauren's basement

Jeremy Shada is trapped here.
Probably Steven Yeun too.

Help them.
You most likely won't understand this unless you're Voltron trash
"Did Jeremy finally get out of Lauren's basement?"
"I think she only let him out for that interview, but he still revealed klance to be canon for the 58618283234th time"
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Lag city in the basement 

When your lagging your ass off so bad in a game of chel that it’s unplayable.
Kevin “Dude this game is so fucking choppy!”
Stevie “Man it’s lag city in the basement.”
Kevin “facts dude we would have like 4 more goals if we weren’t in the basement.”

basement rat 

A person the lives in the basement and spends all their money on GGE.
J-S is a basement rat.

unfurnished basement 

"There's nothing like an unfurnished basement!" exclaimed Douglas, while wearing a kilt.

Eric Forman’s Basement

The greatest and most chill place on earth also the best place to get baked.
Hey let’s hang in Eric Forman’s basement and get high
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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