Baronium
Baronium by cringe terminator June 5, 2019
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Bartoni
1. A last name, highest of the names of the gods. Denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes. Italian to the core, thereby multiplying said awesomeness.
2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.
2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.
Bartoni by Alec Stevenson June 2, 2008
barmonics
the act of playing each strings harmonics on a guitar, simultaneously, by barring your finger over the desired frets
barmonics by A J Jay Zep April 29, 2009
baboonitis
a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons
baboonitis by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010
Phil Baroni
Phil Baroni is arguably the greatest showman in the history of human fighting. He is the New York Bad Ass and he represents the coolest faction in the fight scene, Hammer House (never bet the house against the Hammer House!). He wears a beautiful robe and sunglasses worth more than the average man's life. He enjoys dancing to the ring and yelling at referees for touching his hair. He has big muscles and likes to show them off much to the asian/island women's delight while wearing nothing but daisy dukes. The Baroni style of fighting consists of jiving around for a few seconds then promptly storming in and punching the opponent as hard as possible in the head until they are rendered unconscious; it is time tested and proven highly effective. There is also video evidence of Baroni mocking his opponents screams of pain during post-match interviews. Phil Baroni has a great amateur wrestling background but he refuses to use it because he is a showman and knows what the people want to see. Punching. And lots of it. Phil Baroni has claimed on more than one occasion that he is the greatest fighter in his weight class, which is a no brainer, but Baroni is too humble to say what most everyone else believes, that he is the greatest fighter in any weight class...ever. He also was a male stripper at a go-go bar.
"If I fought Matt Lindland 100 times, I'd win 98% of the time." -Phil Baroni
"There's no such thing as a Matt Lindland fan." -Phil Baroni
"Lindland looks just like Woogie from There is Something About Mary, how am I possibly supposed to take this guy seriously?" -Phil Baroni
"I'm a savage." -Phil Baroni
"I won! I'm the best ever! Ever!" -Phil Baroni
"If you're in someone's guard and you can't take a punch from them then you're a pussy and should stick to grappling." -Phil Baroni
"I'm the best." -Phil Baroni
"There's no such thing as a Matt Lindland fan." -Phil Baroni
"Lindland looks just like Woogie from There is Something About Mary, how am I possibly supposed to take this guy seriously?" -Phil Baroni
"I'm a savage." -Phil Baroni
"I won! I'm the best ever! Ever!" -Phil Baroni
"If you're in someone's guard and you can't take a punch from them then you're a pussy and should stick to grappling." -Phil Baroni
"I'm the best." -Phil Baroni
Phil Baroni by Wenusan May 15, 2006
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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