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baller bitch 

A baller bitch is a female vixen that is not to be messed with. Baller bitches are not the typical girls who call themselves 'ballers' when in reality, all they do is pose for Instagram selfies with a basketball in an attempt to seem 'cool'. Baller bitches are popular with every crowd, woe all the boys and have some serious ball handling skills.

Baller bitches generally can be defined with the following terms:

- Quite a bit of attitude
- Casual & laidback, yet charismatic
- A sexy kind of mysterious
- Swag's on point! (basketball shorts, Jordans / CP3's, jerseys, snapbacks, beanies etc. but generally can pull off anything)
- Good ball handling, lay-ups, alley-oops and great knowledge of basketball
- Always at the courts (treats it like a second home)
- Gets along with all kinds of crowds
- Bitchy when it's necessary: doesn't let anyone get in her way
- Motivated & dedicated to being the best she can be
- Beautiful in every way: inside & out
- Boys are always chasing after her, but shes got her eye on only one
Luke: Who you eyeing up?
Dante: Keisha, bro.
Luke: That the girl who schooled Naomi with that ankle breaker at last night's game?
Dante: Yeah man. Damn she fine.
Luke: I hear you, but ain't she taken?
Dante: I know.. she a baller bitch, of course she gon' be taken.
Luke: Whoever that lucky guy is, he better wife her asap.
baller bitch by Fried'Chickenquisha December 21, 2013
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Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.
You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch

two-balled bitch 

A male who has bitchy qualities
My ex is a two-balled bitch.
two-balled bitch by Veggie Girl April 27, 2006

Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch 

What your Boss yells out she gets upset or pissed off!!!
That Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch took my damn chocolate!!!

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.

this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.
Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"

cock sucking two-balled bitch 

A guy or douche bag who sucks dick and is definately acting bitchy.
You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.

cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch! 

the best way to shut up a bible obsessor(: hahahaha bitch!
bible person- hello we would lick to give a pa--

other person - get the fuck off my fucking porch you cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!
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