baller bitch

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A baller bitch is a female vixen that is not to be messed with. Baller bitches are not the typical girls who call themselves 'ballers' when in reality, all they do is pose for Instagram selfies with a basketball in an attempt to seem 'cool'. Baller bitches are popular with every crowd, woe all the boys and have some serious ball handling skills.

Baller bitches generally can be defined with the following terms:

- Quite a bit of attitude
- Casual & laidback, yet charismatic
- A sexy kind of mysterious
- Swag's on point! (basketball shorts, Jordans / CP3's, jerseys, snapbacks, beanies etc. but generally can pull off anything)
- Good ball handling, lay-ups, alley-oops and great knowledge of basketball
- Always at the courts (treats it like a second home)
- Gets along with all kinds of crowds
- Bitchy when it's necessary: doesn't let anyone get in her way
- Motivated & dedicated to being the best she can be
- Beautiful in every way: inside & out
- Boys are always chasing after her, but shes got her eye on only one

Luke: Who you eyeing up?
Dante: Keisha, bro.
Luke: That the girl who schooled Naomi with that ankle breaker at last night's game?
Dante: Yeah man. Damn she fine.
Luke: I hear you, but ain't she taken?
Dante: I know.. she a baller bitch, of course she gon' be taken.
Luke: Whoever that lucky guy is, he better wife her asap.

baller bitch by Fried'Chickenquisha December 21, 2013

Words you can keep

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.

You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch by Pedro Von Escobar March 21, 2007

two-balled bitch

A male who has bitchy qualities

My ex is a two-balled bitch.

two-balled bitch by Veggie Girl April 27, 2006

Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch

What your Boss yells out she gets upset or pissed off!!!

That Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch took my damn chocolate!!!

Mother-Fucking Tity-Sucking Two-Balled Bitch by Jblazer123 May 4, 2016

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.

this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.

Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

cock sucking two-balled bitch

A guy or douche bag who sucks dick and is definately acting bitchy.

You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.

cock sucking two-balled bitch by belinda janequa marie=] January 14, 2013

cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

the best way to shut up a bible obsessor(: hahahaha bitch!

bible person- hello we would lick to give a pa--

other person - get the fuck off my fucking porch you cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch! by DoWhatIWant16 July 19, 2010

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026