"When I "tolded" my mummy, she said, I should get a friend and smak that bitch up."
"She tolded you, rite, let's both go do that. I'm with you."
"I'll get the cricket bat, can you bring your older brothers baseball bat, and I know another kid who was suspended from school for beating up a a guy with a tennis racquet, I'll see if I can get him to come, I've got a spare raquet - dad must have been drunk he didn't notice he got me the same Xmas present two years in a row"

Cood somewun highlite this centence pleese?

I had to autocorrectionalize most of the above.