The best person alive was born this day they have a big butt and wonderful personality and the best person you’ll ever meet but don’t mess with them cause they don’t play.
Girl: when’s your birthday

Boy: august 31
Girl: *hugs him* I gotta cherish our relationship cause your the best person I’ll ever meet

Boy: thank you but don’t get on my bad side cause I’ll f**k you up.
by Ynb.lanah August 3, 2022
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August 31 is international lick someone's face day. Just go up to a stranger and lick their face!
*goes up to stranger and licks their face*
Them: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Me: It's August 31, International lick someone's face day!
by monke cactus March 13, 2021
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Dkhya’s birthday! Best Virgo ever you should try her blrdddd😮 💨 …
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The day we’re very cute girls named bella were born
Guy 1: hey do you see that girl named bella over there?

Guy 2: Ya dude she’s so perfect

Guy 1: Well here birthday is august 31
by MINECRAFTGOD_101_REEEE October 23, 2019
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This is the day when all clown come to existence
Oh, he was born on August 31, he is a clown
by JavierFreeman November 2, 2019
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National get nudes and get your face sat on and eat them out day
A :heyy babe today is august 31 yk what

that means right?

E : okayy fine give me 5 mins ill take the pics ,you should come over ;)
by sky..<3 August 28, 2022
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Best date in the history of dates
Y'all are just mad cause you don't have a birthday buddy whos birthday is August 31, 2009
by Banana__Breaddd April 15, 2022
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