assarcisstic
assarcisstic by Sam Stout December 30, 2015
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assercise
Exercise geared towards women with no ass, to increase the size, or one with an out-of-shape ass, to tighten it up.
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Asserism
When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.
She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.
Asserism by CornDog666 January 14, 2023
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