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assholeberger's syndrome

a newly discovered syndrome where a person, usually an obnoxious male, shares similar symptoms to asperger's but lacks intelligence altogether, let alone more pronounced intelligence, canceling out the possibility of asperger's syndrome altogether; antisocial, negative, critical, asshole-type behavior
Joze Bollzineurazz: Dude, your father's a stupid prick. I think he's got asperger's syndrome.

James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.

Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.

James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.

Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.

James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.
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Assholeburgers Syndrome 

Assholeburgers Syndrome Not to be confused with, or imply disrespect for individuals with Aspergers Syndrome.

A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.
Waitress to coworker: that guy is sweet and charming when he has a woman with him, but when he's not trying to impress someone, he is a total dick. He has Assholeburgers Syndrome.

Asholeperger Syndrome 

Asholeperger Syndrome - a behavioral disorder characterized by difficulties in social interaction, a single-minded self absorption, a lack of a sense of humor and hyper-critical outbursts. This behavior may be a result of undiagnosed Asperger syndrome, or the person might just be an asshole.
She spent a breathless hour on the phone yakking about her day, only pausing to rag on every member in her family. I am not sure if she has Asperger syndrome, or if she is just an asshole, so let's just say she has Asholeperger Syndrome.

Assholeperger syndrome 

Being a cunt and narcissist and blaming all your problems on a disability that has nothing to do with it.
That guy blames everything on his disability!
Oh he has Assholeperger syndrome.