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1. The act of using soap or a washcloth on the face after having used it on the buttocks and genital areas.

2. Washing the face with soap or a washcloth that was last used to wash the buttocks and genital areas of another individual.

3. The sudden realization later in the day that the face had been washed with soap or a washcloth last used on the buttocks and genital areas of you or another individual.

4. The resulting embarrassment when an acquaintance, friend, or family member has pointed out that you have washed your face with soap or a washcloth last used on the buttocks or genital areas of you or another individual.

5. The self-denial that you are on trial for murder for having killed the person or persons responsible for pointing out that you washed your face with soap or a washcloth that was last used to wash the buttocks or genital areas of you or another individual.
Anna sat in her office while eating her lunch. A chord struck in her mind as she remembered the assfacia from her hurry to get ready that morning.
by Agent_327 April 15, 2018
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A disease in which your face begins to resemble your hind quarters.
"Nah, she's got assfacia."
by Bluto October 24, 2003
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