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An overbooked cross-country red-eye flight filled with people who have not bathed for several days and smell like ASSCRACK.
I took the Asscrack Express from L.A. to New York, and by the time I arrived, the subway smelled great.
by Wildcat's Ankle April 10, 2009
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