1. It's exactly what it sounds like. An Ass wound. A wound on your ass.

Much more severe than being just a pain the in the ass.

2. The person in the group that lags further behind everyone else, and drags everyone else down with them.

3. "That guy" at a party. The guy making a complete jackass of himself.
Don't be such an ass wound.

You're a fucking ass wound.

Hurry up you ass wound.
by Ashiphex December 18, 2007
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