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ass massacre 

How your ass feels after anal sex with an inexperienced person.
My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!
ass massacre by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

Ass Massage Day 

Minimum 20 sec and Highest 50 sec if you do it
Ass Massage Day is on 24 april

Give your girlfriend an ass massage day 

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.
Tomorrow it's give your girlfriend an ass massage day

Serbian ASS Massage 

A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.
P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.

Ass Kicking Ball Massage 

Ass Kicking Ball Massage,A.K.B.M
Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026