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Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting
michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.
by michaelray October 03, 2006
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n: someone who is a complete mess, while at the same time is being belligerent and somewhat of a dick.
Holy shitman look at you. Your a goddamn asscatastrophe.

That fuckin asshats an asscatastrophe.
by Assclown100 March 11, 2011
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