Anal Ventriloquism

The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!
I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!
by General Hatchet August 16, 2010
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Anal Ventriloquism

When you use the chair you're sitting in to generate leverage on your butt, which increases the audio quality of an escaping fart.
"Did you hear my fart? No? Damn, I was even engaging in anal ventriloquism to make it louder."
by huahdaddy June 06, 2025
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