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1.That sharp pain from bad gas just befor a bowle movement.
2.Some one who is geting on your nerves.
1.Were the hell,s the toilet,that burrito is giving ma an anal cramp.
2.Man,why do you have to be such an anal cramp?
by Chad Bolin November 02, 2005
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