anal blaster

1) Noun - A person that plunders too much anus to the point that it is disgusting.
(Can be used as insult)

2) Noun - A blaster of anus

Johnny is such an anal blaster, he blasts so much ass it makes me want to puke.

Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.

by Jamal Anuus November 16, 2015

kentucky anal blaster

The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.

Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"

by Kentucky Anal Blaster January 28, 2017

Anal blasterfag

Chem Rae

You’re such a anal blasterfag

by Chimichanga111703 May 20, 2021

Blistering anal ordeal

1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".

2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.

3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.

4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.

("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")

by Caustie January 30, 2015

analblastermaster

The coolest chick who pretends to have a dick sometimes. She is a feisty, rule breaker who likes shocking people with this name. She doesn't even like anal, but she pretends she has a dick to give anal ;) she also hates females and is a nympho.

Girl- Ew. Who goes by the name analblastermaster?!? That girl is totally wack!

Me- I wish I could be an analblastermaster one day....

by AnalCakeBaker March 1, 2015