Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

Ba’alaket by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

Alea 

Alea is a great and wonderful girl. She is so caring and adorable. She is talented and also smart ass. She loves to eat. She is not like that who is stay at home whole day. She likes to go outside and likes to travel. Everyone likes her. She is charming and also good at cooking.

She hates dramas but also helps friends waittt I forgot to tell that she actually have guy friends the most for then girl friends. She is so friendly.
If anyone get her as a girlfriend or best friend that guy or girl will the luckiest person in the universe.

Kevin : Alea is the goddess.
Cora : you’re lucky to have her...

Alea by _Lil_Cora_ June 15, 2020

Alease 

A beautiful and aspiring young woman. If you're lucky enough to meet a girl named Alease, especially spelled the way that it is, consider yourself one of the lucky few. Alease is extremely sassy, so much so that when she spits her fire, it can be felt around the world. If she ever gets on your nerves you are quickly reminded of just how special she is to you whether that may from be her sense of humor, her laugh or just the way that she makes you feel when you are around her. Alease is incredibly pretty and has a natural beauty that is more radiant than one-hundred suns though this fails to surmount her inner beauty. She is super funny, extremely smart and like most girls, looking for a good time. She's not dumpy or stupid so tricks that may have worked on other girls will not phase her. She's got a cute smile that masks a fierce personality, so watch out! Alease is a girl that is worth keeping around, even with your other guy friends, as she fits in perfectly with any friend group. Don't take advantage of her because there aren't many in the world like her, so you should cherish her.

Person 1 : " So I met this girl named Alease today!"
Person 2: "Woah, aren't you lucky man, did you get her digits?"
Person 1: " Hell yeah I did, I would have missed out had I not!"
Person 2: " Good, cause had you not, I definitely would have. Consider yourself lucky!"

Alease by Baked Brotato June 18, 2015

Alakazoo

1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.

2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.

Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"

Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."

Alakazoo by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013

Take a leak

(Informal) to urinate, to piss, relieve oneself. (Crude. Use caution with the topic. Usually in reference to a male.) I gotta take a leak. Man, it felt so good to finally take a leak.

I gotta take a leak.

Take a leak by Fearless Freddie July 17, 2014

Aleana 

Great hair, one badass bitch that has a heart of gold complimented by her beautiful smile

"Aleana really slays" " no shit sherlock"

Aleana by Aleanaslays May 13, 2016

Aleah

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is very smart, beautiful, sweet, and caring. She tends to keep her feelings buried but only wants the best for her friends and loved ones. She deserves way more than she thinks and she is unnecessarily hard on herself. Aleah deserves the world but she doesn't think so. If you meet an Aleah treat her like the queen that she is and give her the absolute best. She deserves so much and you'll love her forever.

Me: *randomly starts smiling*
Friend: What's on your mind bro?
Me: Aleah, I love her so much and she's so amazing
Friend: she truly is

Aleah by ASW-G-08 February 13, 2021