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When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.
Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.
by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016
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