abercrombie beautiful people

Tall, Gorgeous and know it, mostly air-heads who get paid 20 bucks an hour to wear super tight tops, and say, "yo wats up?" and then glare at you if you haven't bought more than five things, and spritz you in the eyes with gross men's colone if you haven't bought anything on your way out.

normal girl: hey, can you help me find my size in this?
beautiful person: haha! sure! oh, look at that! we don't have any left! XXL is out of stock! but you should buy this cami, it like totally goes with your eyes, and then buy a matching one for your boyfriend. And then howabout these leather leggings?
normal girl: well um...that looks nice? I didn't know I was XXL... usually
I'm an M. whatever... oh yeah sorry I only have 10 dollars...
beautiful person: *turning sinister* well...there's a wall mart down the street.
and if you really want to buy something, well then have this breathmint. it's on me. you kinda need it...
normal girl: umm yeah no thanks... bye...
beautiful person: Oh wait! try our new men's fragrance! *sprits gross mens colone in eyes*
normal girl: aaah my eyes! I'm blind!
beautiful person: *looking smug* oh, gosh I'm sorry!
beautiful person 2: *walks up to beautiful person 1* *whispering* what's going on?
beautiful person 1: she didn't buy anything :/
beautiful person 2: ooooh.

person 1: that beautiful person in abercrombie was totally giving me the hairy eyeball when I only bought 5 things!
Person 2: your lucky she didn't make you blind! it's actually not colone she has in that bottle, it's rat poison!
Person 1: seriously?
person 2: NO!

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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