dirty syrus

lol hey syrus it’s me Steven.

Dirty Syrus means to ejaculate inside a Cuban Hooker, then the hooker take a piss into a soda can and you force a cow to drink it.

“Wow that cow taste like it’s been through a dirty syrus”

by BigBaconatorDiabetesMan November 24, 2021

A dirty Syrus

Someone who sticks their finger up their ass while ejaculating, non stop to furry gooner porn. However when in need of breaks such as food, water, and or bathroom they attach a vr device to always stay close.

I met a dirty syrus yesterday and let’s just say, I.. can never.. go back.

by UnclesDirtyToes November 7, 2025