Zimmerman Telegram

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A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.

Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.

Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"

Zimmerman Telegram by laziejim May 7, 2010

Words you can keep

Joel Zimmerman

The real name of popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.

Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5 is one of the most popular techno artists right now.

Joel Zimmerman by Rellik Uzi August 12, 2010

Related Words

Zimmer mode • zimmerman • Zimmerlow • Zimmerman bait • Zimmerman Blumpkin • Zimmerman Defense • Zimmermania • Zimmermann • Zimmermanned • Zimmermanning

Zimmerman Zipper

An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.

After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.

Zimmerman Zipper by Coan Bone June 14, 2009

Zimmerlow

A sheltered bungalow for old people.

My Gran and grandad love living in their Council Zimmerlow.

Zimmerlow by The Pitman Poet. November 27, 2019

Zimmermann

A german last name meaning "carpenter" only the most amazing people are graced with it.

Did you see that girl?!? She's definitely a Zimmermann.

Zimmermann by Millie Zimmermann October 18, 2008

ryan zimmerman

the lead singer of the post hardore screamo band greeley estates

also extremely sexy

has a beautiful singing voice and a screaming voice
long brown always in his face hair
gray eyes
one lip ring on the bottom and one on the top

me: omg i met ryan zimmerman at warped tour!

friend: really?!

me: yeahh we took a pic together and his sweaty hair was right next to mine

friend: lucky bitch

me: hehe i know

ryan zimmerman by jamieee July 24, 2006

owen zimmerman

Someone with a CURVED penis/ chode

Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
Student: Haha it looks like Owen Zimmerman!

owen zimmerman by chodemaster420 July 7, 2016

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026